Princess_Spider-Fan

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Today at 6:41 AM

I'm either in a really great mood with my jokes, and quips, and my one-liners, making people laugh and sometimes making friends. Or I'm really depressive with a lot of self-deprecation with my dark sense of humor mostly about death and around suicide

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Apr 6, 2026

"Jedi. I have been waiting for you. I am surprised you could have forgotten me so easily after I killed your master and you left me for dead on Naboo. You may have forgotten me, but I will never forget you. You cannot imagine the depths I would go to to stay alive, fueled by my singular hatred for you."

- Darth Maul

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Apr 5, 2026

"The Sith took everything from me. Ripped me from my mother's arms, murdered my brother, used me as a weapon and then cast me aside. Abandoned me. Once, I had power, now I have nothing. Nothing."

-Formally Darth, now just Maul.

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Apr 5, 2026

Good news! I am no longer dying of a cold. I think people treating me like a bratty princess and giving me my praises worked

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Apr 2, 2026

I'm gonna milk my sickness today to get all the pity points lol my action will be that I demand everyone dm me and give good girl praises. Why good girl? Because I'm sick princess I need to make myself feel good somehow and if you go searching in my posts you will find the reason why I want to praised as a girl

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Apr 2, 2026

Nose is blocked. Throat feels scratched. Woke up with a cold. I'm so sorry to everyone who is gonna interact with me today because you are going to have a bad time

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Apr 1, 2026

I hate Spider-Man



April Fools

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Mar 25, 2026

*Clears throat* DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Mar 23, 2026

I'm ready to be...Born Again...for the second time

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Mar 18, 2026

NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT 24 HRS

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Mar 15, 2026

I am DAREing to be a DEVIL

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Mar 11, 2026

What does one do when someone on this website threatens your Canadian sovereignty and tells you to report to that orange dictator who constantly threatens to annex your country? Like...what do you do in that situation?

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Mar 8, 2026

Happy International Women's Day! I get to be a girl today, right? I mean I am a princess...YOU CAN'T DENY WHO I AM!

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Mar 6, 2026

Lanterns pitch: Let's make a Green Lantern show but let's not do anything the fuck to do with Green Lantern. That'll make up for the 2011 movie disaster. Just do the exact opposite of that movie and ignore every single Green Lantern comic ever in existence and not even make our main characters wear green. In fact lets ban the color green, because no one looks for color in a GREEN Lantern project, right?

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Feb 17, 2026

Happy Lunar New Year to everyone who celebrates! Year of the horse.

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Feb 16, 2026

After a depressive weekend, I am feeling somewhat better but I'm still depressed I just won't show it as much so basically I'm back to my normal self of masking my problems with jokes...like a certain web themed hero...hey wait a minute

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Feb 14, 2026

Rip my heart out and squeeze it until it's no longer pumping while I lay on the ground bleeding out until I am dead. Stab me, kill me, just let me DIE

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Feb 10, 2026

You ever learn something about your favorite actor and lose respect for them because they are weirdo? Because I just had that with my childhood hero.

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Feb 9, 2026

Dear USA citizens,

I'll stop making fun of you when you stop giving me so much easy material to work with.

Love, your Canadian neighbor

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  Princess_Spider-Fan

• Feb 8, 2026

Time for the most depressing weeks of my life...hooray!