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Very carefully try to not let the rest of the diners in the restaurant know that you've been looking for your fork for 5 minutes already

Cold

Snakes, they aren't so creepy looking. WYR be a topless or bottomless waiter/waitress?

Dolt

Landing strip

Trying not to be too obvious when admiring someone from afar

Waves at Sun, blows kisses from a safe distance :(

I hate to point something out. But the Selous (correct spelling) Scouts, were disbanded in 1980. Only people from the Rhodesian, SthAfrican, Zambian and Mozambique military served in them. No US forces served in this unit. I do not appreciate people claiming to have served where and when it was...

Carrying my groceries up to my apartment today, tripped on a step, dropped a bag. Idiot had put the glass Jars on the bottom of the bag!! Open the bag to raspeberry jam and English mustard coulis. FUCK!!!!

Well said Shy. We have some serious mosquito borne viruses in Australia, Murray Valley encephalitis, Ross River Fever, etc. These can be fatal. But proper prevention and precautions keep exposure and fatalities to a minimum.

I can't stand it, the extra hours of sunshine fade my curtains!! ;)

If the 'Illuminati ' were going to release a virus it would be one to eliminate all conspiracy theorists, anti vaxxers, antifa et al, since you are all such self proclaimed enemies of the future state. The fact all they are all still fucking well alive is surely proof enough that the virus...

Kiss on the cheek as a hello nice to meet you

Lamer

Yearning

Queef query

Diprotodon

Zambian zealots

Hobby materials, and like Gretel, waiting on deliveries!! HTFU!

Oral mumblings