The funniest I've heard in the past are "Billy Club", "B.F.G.", "Doof Stick", "Dick King-Smith", and "Queen Anne's Revenge".
My friends are strange people.
Just do what I do and go the Roman way. No 'straightness' or 'gayness' or anything weird like that - there's givers and then there's takers. Or both; I'm not one to judge.
Also, 1, which can mean only one thing...