Posts like this is not for this thread.
Post them elsewhere, I'm not against dick pictures, but not on this thread.
Posts like this is not for this thread.
Post them elsewhere, I'm not against dick pictures, but not on this thread.
My husband said that he was moving back in with his parents due to my ABBA obsession.
I said does your mother know.
I said does your mother know.
Q. What has more lives than a cat?.
A. A frog because it croaks it every night.
A. A frog because it croaks it every night.
Haven’t hear a Yo Mamma joke in awhile. Brings me back.
As you like yo mamma jokes.
Yo mamma so fat she stole my pillow cases to make some socks.
I have a joke app on my phone, there are 20k jokes on there. Of which there is over 800 yo mamma jokes.
So none of these iconic American snacks? Apparently they go by the name Walkers in UK.
That‘s a shit ton of jokes! Perhaps even a metric shit ton. Which is still a lot.
What time is it when the rooster crows?
Time to get out my cock.
*I just made that one up. Maybe. I’m afraid to look it up cuz I wanna believe I came up with something original. Which, like my cock sometimes, is hard.
**damn, I’m on a roll here
***for add’l cock references, see countdown & show
Time to get out my cock.
*I just made that one up. Maybe. I’m afraid to look it up cuz I wanna believe I came up with something original. Which, like my cock sometimes, is hard.
**damn, I’m on a roll here
***for add’l cock references, see countdown & show
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I went for a job at IKEA yesterday, the Manager said come in and make a seat.
A horse walks into a bar and asks for a bit to eat.
Some may not get it.
Some may not get it.
Q. What do you get if you cross bambi with a ghost?.
A. Bamboo
A. Bamboo
I’m chomping at the bit to figure out that joke.
What kind of pants (trousers) do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans.
Maybe we should get some England vs America jokes going in honor of the World Cup. Although I suspect it’s unlikely we will face each other.
And, like in the counting game, you’ll probably beat the pants off me.
Boo jeans.
Maybe we should get some England vs America jokes going in honor of the World Cup. Although I suspect it’s unlikely we will face each other.
And, like in the counting game, you’ll probably beat the pants off me.
Heard this 1 years ago.
I've started a new business making closed signs.
Unfortunately I've not had any customers.
Unfortunately I've not had any customers.
Q. What is a ducks favourite TV programme?.
A. The feather forecast.
A. The feather forecast.
Americans think 100 years is old.
For British people that's recent history.
For British people that's recent history.